TSA Inspects Texas Pastor?s Bible

[Twisted]

TSA:  "Sir, we must check this bag"

Pastor:  "OK"

TSA:  "Hmmmm....is this a Bible?"

Pastor:  "Yes"

TSA:  "But it's an ESV."

Pastor:  "Yes"

TSA:  "Are you not aware of the corrupted text?"

Pastor:  "Yes, but it's easier to understand."

TSA:  "OK, sir, we're going to need to pull you aside for further mental evaluation."

Pastor:  "Now you sound like my wife.  She's KJV Only."

http://www.toddstarnes.com/column/tsa-inspects-texas-pastors-bible

 

[Jubal Sackett]

TSA:  "Sir, we must check this bag"

Pastor:  "OK"

TSA:  "Hmmmm....is this a Bible?"

Pastor:  "Yes"

TSA:  "But it's an ESV."

Pastor:  "Yes"

TSA:  "Are you not aware of the corrupted text?"

Pastor:  "Yes, but it's easier to understand."

TSA:  "OK, sir, we're going to need to pull you aside for further mental evaluation."

Pastor:  "Now you sound like my wife.  She's KJV Only."

http://www.toddstarnes.com/column/tsa-inspects-texas-pastors-bible

Before you freak, I don't know of any preachers that carry preacher ID so the TSA only has his word that he's a preacher. Also, I can hollow out a study size Bible to conceal all sorts of interesting things. Not that big a deal.

Jubal Sackett

 

[Twisted]

Also, I can hollow out a study size Bible to conceal all sorts of interesting things.

Did you learn that in prison?

 

[FSSL]

The ESV translation is THE BOMB!  8)

 

[Ransom]

The ESV translation is THE BOMB!  8)

Just don't say that in line at the terminal.

 

[Jubal Sackett]

Also, I can hollow out a study size Bible to conceal all sorts of interesting things.

Did you learn that in prison?

Let's just say I've been well trained.

Jubal Sackett

 

[Twisted]

Also, I can hollow out a study size Bible to conceal all sorts of interesting things.

Did you learn that in prison?

Let's just say I've been well trained.

Jubal Sackett

And yet can't do a proper quote.

 

[HeDied4U]

Also, I can hollow out a study size Bible to conceal all sorts of interesting things.

Did you learn that in prison?

Let's just say I've been well trained.

Jubal Sackett

And yet can't do a proper quote.

LOL!!

 

[Jubal Sackett]

I don't waste a lot of time on the internet.

Jubal Sackett
Also, I can hollow out a study size Bible to conceal all sorts of interesting things.

Did you learn that in prison?

Let's just say I've been well trained.

Jubal Sackett

And yet can't do a proper quote.