Happy Birthday! If someone puts candles on a cake, there are plenty of Calvinists around experienced and ready to light matches. They just love a good bonfire!
Seriously, time to call the fire dept? Or, have you reached that age where they just finally condense them all into one BIG candle?
Happy birthday... may you have a wonderful day with your family... thank you for your friendship through the years. Also for dealing with all of us... God bless you and your family