Who here can imagine the Messiah cutting a lambs throat and....

[Hooper]

Gutting it? Human and animal sacrifice is not of God or Christ. Neither is eating the Lords flesh or drinking His blood. This is what the pagans do. To fit this correct narrative I have changed the story of Cain and Able. Cain was the killer. He was the one who brought the animal sacrifice to God not Able and it was detestable to God.

 

[FSSL]

Nice! Sharpening those scissors against Genesis.


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[ALAYMAN]

Okay, this post proves you are a spoof or troll.

 

[Ransom]

Gutting it?

Jesus leads armies that make war with the nations (Revelation 19:11-15). What makes you think he's queasy about some stupid sheep?

 

[cpizzle]

Don't fee the troll!!!!!

 

[Ransom]

To fit this correct narrative I have changed the story of Cain and Able.

To better reconcile you with the way I think the world works, I have changed your story to one in which you carry on a torrid love affair with Rosie O'Donnell.

 

[FSSL]

So, when Hooper needs surgery, will he let the pagans cut his flesh?


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[Route_70]

The story of God being pleased with Abel's killing of some innocent animal, while loathing Cain's offering of fresh fruits and vegetables, is disgusting!

 

[Ransom]

The story of God being pleased with Abel's killing of some innocent animal, while loathing Cain's offering of fresh fruits and vegetables, is disgusting!

I'm amazed my theology profs never included "proof by weak stomach" in their hermeneutics curriculum, since it provides such easy answers to difficult questions.

"Prof. Throcklefinger, was God really pleased with Abel's animal sacrifice over Cain's vegetables?"
"What? No, that can't be true, it's, like, totally gross!"
"OK, I'm convinced, thanks!"

 

[Hooper]

The story of God being pleased with Abel's killing of some innocent animal, while loathing Cain's offering of fresh fruits and vegetables, is disgusting!

Exactly, only pagan gods would find something like that pleasing. Hence, the true God had nothing to do with it. More manipulated scriptures.

 

[Hooper]

The story of God being pleased with Abel's killing of some innocent animal, while loathing Cain's offering of fresh fruits and vegetables, is disgusting!

I'm amazed my theology profs never included "proof by weak stomach" in their hermeneutics curriculum.

I'm sure the Israelites that didn't want to cast their children into the fires of Moloch were called weak by their piers....

 

[Ransom]

I'm sure the Israelites that didn't want to cast their children into the fires of Moloch were called weak by their piers....

Rosie O'Donnell is a vegetarian. It's clear to me that you're only taking her side because she's your girlfriend.

 

[Hooper]

I'm sure the Israelites that didn't want to cast their children into the fires of Moloch were called weak by their piers....

Rosie O'Donnell is a vegetarian. It's clear to me that you're only taking her side because she's your girlfriend.

Sadly for her, I'm already taken.

 

[Ransom]

Sadly for her, I'm already taken.

Yes . . . with her stunning beauty and charming personality.

 

[cpizzle]

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hooper]

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great idea, who are they?

 

[ALAYMAN]

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great idea, who are they?

Have you ever posted by any other user name, on any other iteration of the FFF before now?

 

[Hooper]

Gutting it?

Jesus leads armies that make war with the nations (Revelation 19:11-15). What makes you think he's queasy about some stupid sheep?

He would not be queasy about it. It's about right and wrong . The animal has not done anything to deserve sacrifice. Are you then okay with those in the occult sacrificing a dog or cat to please their god? It just a stupid animal right?

 

[Ransom]

The animal has not done anything to deserve sacrifice. Are you then okay with those in the occult sacrificing a dog or cat to please their god? It just a stupid animal right?

Every time you try to associate the Old Testament sacrificial system with "the occult," I laugh at you for extreme ignorance.

 

[Hooper]

The animal has not done anything to deserve sacrifice. Are you then okay with those in the occult sacrificing a dog or cat to please their god? It just a stupid animal right?

Every time you try to associate the Old Testament sacrificial system with "the occult," I laugh at you for extreme ignorance.

For what reason?