You might be a Hacker if....

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Boomer said:
...you pick up three children for Sunday School every week, but you use a full-sized school bus to do so...because you have to have a BUS MINISTRY...
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Sweet, HACkness!

Anishinabe

 
you are adding a name and number to your cell phone contact list, the screen reads, "Contact Saved" so you count it on your activity report or add it to your ministries statistics.
 
you are candidating for a church, the pulpit committee brings up the fact they would like for you to have a Question and Answer time with the members, and you ask, "Will the folks will already be quieted down already or will I have to holler at them?"
 
You are buying your bus kids groceries today because the government has shut down and you are afraid they might not have grocery money. 
 
You save your 1,000th post for the YMBAH thread.  It's all about the numbers!

Next round of Binaca is on me!
 
Binaca Chugger said:
You are buying your bus kids groceries today because the government has shut down and you are afraid they might not have grocery money.
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This happened somewhere, you know it did.

Anishinaabe

 
..... if you stand in the parking lot and diligently purpose to pray for your husband as y'all participate in the late Saturday night bus route prayer meeting instead of complaining that you have never had a date with him that didn't involve church.
 
Evelyn said:
..... if you stand in the parking lot and diligently purpose to pray for your husband as y'all participate in the late Saturday night bus route prayer meeting instead of complaining that you have never had a date with him that didn't involve church.
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WOW! What a HACker! He actually let his wife come along!
 
Evelyn said:
..... if you stand in the parking lot and diligently purpose to pray for your husband as y'all participate in the late Saturday night bus route prayer meeting instead of complaining that you have never had a date with him that didn't involve church.
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A date not involving church???  What kind of wild-woman-of-the-world would even think of such a thing?  :o
 
Its late I'm coughing and reading this thread its toooo funny and probably true...
 
Binaca Chugger said:
You use Hair Tonic to slick it all back.
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And start dressing like Al Capone after 1 too many Chicago historical tours?

Anishinabe

 
you preach to others that they should walk with God, but you spend most of your time with Siri.
 
You know what to preach against by reading what people on this forum are for.
 
You might be a Hacker if....

you start a thread asking for memories from "great" preachers.
 
You might be a Hacker if....

you report on if women in a bookstore 900 miles away from Hammond are wearing pants.
 
You might be a HACker if...

...you start a Catholic church across the street from yours just so you have another church which you can preach against...
 
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