You Might Have a Liberal Curch if.....

[Bruh]

YMHALC if............

Dave Hyles is the pastor.

Yes!

 

[16KJV11]

YMHALC if (sorry Fish).............


What I saw in church this week.......

A guy carrying a skateboard

Lots of guys with a backpack (maybe their Bibles were very heavy)

Fire engine red hair............dyed of course

Yoga pants

Shorts

Coats

Sneakers, including mine

One suit

Stage smoke

Wheelchair

Coffee cups & water bottles

Big screens

Guitars & drums

Strollers

Lots of shuttle buses

Traffic jam for blocks getting in the parking lots

Packed building

Many cops inside & outside for security & traffic control

Male singer in a stocking hat

Leaders on stage with jeans that had the knees knocked out

Hands raised for salvation decisions

Has anyone figured out how to make yoga pants modest yet?

The sad part is that the yoga pants were on the preacher! 

Well at least they weren't on Fishy!  ???

He was the one guy in the suit.

And crocs...

Emblazoned in USMC logo and colors...

With his hands raised shouting out, "Man, I feel like a woman!!"

Careful boys, I still have a gun rack in my truck for my shotgun & axe . Y'all hear?

Do I hear banjos playing?

 

[TidesofTruth]

The word Baptist in your churches name keeps getting smaller and smaller until it disappears.

 

[Vince Massi]

YMHALC if. there's an order of service in your bulletin.

and it includes the title to next weeks message.

DEFINITELY a good one, and Yes, I have seen it.