You might have a small church if..........

....everyone takes the bus kid.
 
....the business meeting is done in one Tweet.
 
...missionaries never call to get taken on for support.
 
...the homeless bring you a sack of groceries.
 
....you wish you could afford new paint to watch dry.
 
...church outings only need one car.
 
...your street ministries never block the sidewalk.
 
...going out for a church meal takes one booth at Denny's.
 
Catholic Charities sends a representative to make donations.
 
Twisted said:
...missionaries never call to get taken on for support.
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Naw. Doesn't matter how small your church is. They still call...

:D
 
...touring college groups stopped coming because they can't all fit on your platform.
 
...your church directory is printed on a half-sheet of paper.
 
there is only one set of church keys and the pastor cannot find them.
 
love offering is taken up and comes back empty, no love in the church.
 
....the Yellow Pages has a special heading just for your church, under "Small Churches".
 
....Google can't find you.
 
...you get more SPAM than emails. 
 
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