Current State of Pickle University

Baptist Renegade

Baptist Renegade

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Anyone got the latest news on my old Alma Mater? How are my favorite alums out there?

Anyone in touch with Alex Peterson, our beloved founder and chancellor? Last I heard, he was up in Ill-i-noise but that was some time back. I met him in person once when he came out to one of our blues jams where I was thumping on my bass but that was about 10 years or so ago! :cool:

Is Pickle U now a cult? Any juicy scandals? Has it gone liberal? Has it gone leeegelistic? Have the worms eaten into Dr. Peterson's brain?

I think it would be cool if President Trump received a "Doctorate of Swamp Draining!" Wouldn't that be cool and wouldn't it be so cool to have a "Pickle U Alum" in the White House??? As Navin R Johnson once said - "Things are going to start happening to me now!!!"

We miss you Alex - COME BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!
 
If I mounted my Pickle U. doctorate next to my high-school diploma, bachelor's degree, and college diploma, I'd only need a master's degree to complete the set.
 
I still proudly bear my Fa.D, Doctorate of Forum Addiction.

My thesis was a rewrite of Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love. It was brilliant. If I could find it I'd repost it but I'm afraid it's been lost to time and the change of FFF iterations.
 
abcaines said:
If I could find it I'd repost it but I'm afraid it's been lost to time and the change of FFF iterations.
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Ditto. I still might have a copy, but it's sitting on an old, incompatible hard drive now.
 
I talk to him on facebook. He's doing good. Contact him
 
Ransom said:
... a prestigious and entirely credible academic institution whose doctorates are recognized globally.
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This is true. I don't think Pickle U. ever sullied its reputation be awarding a doctorate to a horse (a horse's ass maybe, but not to a horse).
 
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