Dignified Putdowns

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"Your lack of intelligence exceeds that of a cardboard receptacle containing various sedimentary or igneous fragments."
 
Were it not for the fact that my cranial assembly was secured to my upper torso via threaded hexagonally driven fasteners, there would be a great likelihood of me depositing it in a random location and forgetting to retrieve it upon my departure.
 
His luminous output is equivalent to that of an incandescent fixture rated to withstand two joules of electrical energy over the period of one second.
 
Bless your heart.
 
Were it not for the fact that my cranial assembly was secured to my upper torso via threaded hexagonally driven fasteners, there would be a great likelihood of me depositing it in a random location and forgetting to retrieve it upon my departure.
Same. Mom told me this often.
New mittens never made it home the first day.
 
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Guys, I think the point is to restate these in a more formal and loquacious manner.

Joe, loquacious means wordy.
Joe doesn't go that direction...can't...
Invoke Divine favor upon the seat of his affection!
 
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