Famous Quotes

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“May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!” -- Grandpa Jones
 
“Yo Paulie, your sister’s with me!”—Rocky Balboa
 
“All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse.” - John Quincy Adams
 
”We place absolute confidence in the Titanic. We believe the boat is unsinkable.”—P.A.S Franklin, White Star Line Vice President
 
"Not even God himself could sink this ship."-- Employee of the White Star Line, at the launch of the Titanic
 
“There’s gold in them thar hills”—Mark Twain in The American Claimant (or also Yosemite Sam😁)
 
"All ships are designed to submerge. Some just require outside assistance." --Submariner motto.
 
“Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.” - Andrew Jackson
 
“It affords me sincere pleasure to be able to apprise you of the entire removal of the Cherokee Nation of Indians to their new homes west of the Mississippi.” - Martin Van Buren
 
“Conscience, that vicegerent of God in the human heart, whose "still small voice" the loudest revelry cannot drown.” - William Henry Harrison (the guy who was only president for 31 days)
 
We hear the idiom often:

"Out of the frying pan and into the fire..."

How many of us mentally add the line:

"He cut loose the sandbag but the balloon wouldn't go any higher..."
 
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