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Matthew1323 said:
Teri in NC said:
Matthew1323 said:
Teri in NC said:
Matthew1323 said:
Teri in NC said:
Matthew1323 said:
Teri in NC said:
You idiots!  (Raider, Matthew, and BCH!)

I was talking about prophet and his brother!

We can hardly understand you when you always have that chaw of pickle wadded up in your jaw when you try to speak!

Maybe THAT is the reason Siri can't understand me...

Siri is frustrating and also has a good sense of humor, at times! We all can relate.

Pickle juice or not.....there have been a few times that Siri almost made me say the salvation prayer again after reading what I sent.

Yikes!!!

Swamp Hag and patriotic have been on the receiving end of my incorrect terms.

My wife received a voice sent text from her Dad once that had some of the worst four letter words thrown in randomly.  We just had to laugh, at the time, knowing he didn't proof read what the I Phone had written down before sending the message.

His wife and mine must have been from the same Apple orchard.

Mine has changed normal words to horrific ones.

Embarrassingly horrific.

Regardless of how busy or rushed I am now, I do NOT hit send unless I read it slowly!!!

After reading this, I am NOW convinced that the symbol of the Apple with the bite taken out is the one that the devil used to cause the fall of man!

...AND SIRI IS ANTICHRIST!  Aaaaaaaaaaah! ;D

Their original symbol was going to be a pickle with an end bitten off........
 
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