"father", it's been a while since my last confession. It is day 5 or 6 or whatever, I must "come clean".
Days ago, I suddenly contracted alzheimer's, changed the name of my account or created a new one (whichever, even though I was sleeping so I was also sleep walking with this sudden alzheimer's: a deadly combination), all just to prank post things like "Allah is Jesus" (. . .) and then change my account name back because, obviously, I wanted everyone to think UGC said that.
I tried using my VPN, but it crashed right at the opportune moment as the hand of God fell upon me, the second I hit the login button. I then forgot about it anyway and continued posting. It was the ever honest, genuinely caring Christians here at FFF that later informed me I'd contracted this combo-condition, who made me realize I also forgot to open a privacy browser, which has its own VPN as back up in case the other one "crashes".
The stars aligned beyond the blue moon that night just to "expose" the one doing the exposing (. . .). Now you know the real story.
I know, my previous one didn't make sense by comparison.