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Smellin Coffee

Smellin Coffee

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"Would you sign my Bible?"

"I think modesty is cool...lots!"

"God told me to date you."

"Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this."

"I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls."

"How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"

"I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you."

"So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day, and realized I don’t have yours."

"Did you witness the Transfiguration? Because you are glowing."

"The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are."

“Hey, I’m Will. God’s will.”

“I’m no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?”

“Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”

” Is it a sin that you stole my heart?”

"I've got the biggest bus in the division."

"I like you so much, I'd not dance with you."
 
Would you like to sit with me in chapel?
 
I'm going places.

That was part of jack schaaps proposal to cindy.
 
I need a wife to be a pastor.  Will you marry me so I can be a pastor?
 
Would you like to get a chaperone with me?
 
Smellin Coffee said:
"Would you sign my Bible?"

"I think modesty is cool...lots!"

"God told me to date you."

"Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this."

"I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls."

"How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"

"I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you."

"So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day, and realized I don’t have yours."

"Did you witness the Transfiguration? Because you are glowing."

"The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are."

“Hey, I’m Will. God’s will.”

“I’m no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?”

“Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”

” Is it a sin that you stole my heart?”

"I've got the biggest bus in the division."

"I like you so much, I'd not dance with you."
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Raider will be so disappointed that you put all of these in one post...
 
Binaca Chugger said:
I need a wife to be a pastor.  Will you marry me so I can be a pastor?
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That was me the last two years there... No wonder they ran from me screaming.  :D
 
I have a band aid just your size.
 
Hi, I'm staying in Malone one, where do you live?
 
I hear the cheese sticks in Liberty Square are delicious this time of year.
 
So, what Band Aid size do you use?
 
Smellin Coffee said:
"Would you sign my Bible?"

"I think modesty is cool...lots!"

"God told me to date you."

"Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this."

"I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls."

"How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"

"I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you."

"So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day, and realized I don’t have yours."

"Did you witness the Transfiguration? Because you are glowing."

"The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are."

“Hey, I’m Will. God’s will.”

“I’m no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?”

“Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”

” Is it a sin that you stole my heart?”

"I've got the biggest bus in the division."

"I like you so much, I'd not dance with you."
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I am so disappointed that you put these all on one post.  :)
 
RAIDER said:
Smellin Coffee said:
"Would you sign my Bible?"

"I think modesty is cool...lots!"

"God told me to date you."

"Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this."

"I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls."

"How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"

"I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you."

"So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day, and realized I don’t have yours."

"Did you witness the Transfiguration? Because you are glowing."

"The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are."

“Hey, I’m Will. God’s will.”

“I’m no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?”

“Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”

” Is it a sin that you stole my heart?”

"I've got the biggest bus in the division."

"I like you so much, I'd not dance with you."
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I am so disappointed that you put these all on one post.  :)
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I'm an HB punk. I've gotta break the rules sometimes!
 
"My bus or yours?"
 
"My other pair of glasses are horned-rimmed."
 
"Yes, I cough and clear my throat on a regular basis".
 
"Yes, that's a tattoo of my division number on my knuckles". 
 
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