HACker Pickup Lines

[RAIDER]

"Yes, they're genuine Stacy Adams."

 

[RAIDER]

"Hey, baby, it's not a beer belly, it's a chicken graveyard."

 

[RAIDER]

"Ever been mini-golfing with someone who was a Security Guard?"

 

[RAIDER]

"I don't say this to girls often, but I'd sit on the opposite end of a canoe from you."

 

[RAIDER]

"Looking at you, I think you'd be worth 50 demerits."

 

[4everfsu]

Boy to girl "Do you believe in the hereafter?"

Girl "Yes"

Boy "Then you know what I am hereafter"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I-I-I-I n-n-n-neeed-d- t-to a-a-ask y-y-you th-th-this."

(Pause and in a deep, suave voice)

"Will you go on a date with me?"

 

[RAIDER]

"I-I-I-I n-n-n-neeed-d- t-to a-a-ask y-y-you th-th-this."

(Pause and in a deep, suave voice)

"Will you go on a date with me?"

Too much truth to this one. 

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Do you know if you date today, you would go to Liberty Square?"

 

[RAIDER]

"Interested in going on a date with a guy who has Dr. Hyles' signature in 2 Bibles?"

 

[RAIDER]

"Do you know if you date today, you would go to Liberty Square?"

Gold, I tell you, pure gold!! 

 

[RAIDER]

"I don't know your name but you are in my thoughts on the night bus."

 

[RAIDER]

"Has anyone ever called you 'Miss Hylander'?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I-I-I-I n-n-n-neeed-d- t-to a-a-ask y-y-you th-th-this."

(Pause and in a deep, suave voice)

"Will you go on a date with me?"

Too much truth to this one. 

Don't know if you recall but this was one of Hyles' sermon illustrations.

 

[RAIDER]

"Would you mind being Boopsy to my Woopsy?"

 

[RAIDER]

"I-I-I-I n-n-n-neeed-d- t-to a-a-ask y-y-you th-th-this."

(Pause and in a deep, suave voice)

"Will you go on a date with me?"

Too much truth to this one. 

Don't know if you recall but this was one of Hyles' sermon illustrations.

Don't remember that one.  YMBAH if............. 

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"I-I-I-I n-n-n-neeed-d- t-to a-a-ask y-y-you th-th-this."

(Pause and in a deep, suave voice)

"Will you go on a date with me?"

Too much truth to this one. 

Don't know if you recall but this was one of Hyles' sermon illustrations.

Don't remember that one.  YMBAH if............. 

Then, Bless GAWD, call me a HACker. I paid enough attention in church to catch on to that one right away. now, HB Punker? I'll never attain.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Hey, Wanna see my 3X5 card collection?

 

[RAIDER]

"I hope you don't mind me saying, you are like a breath of fresh oil."

 

[RAIDER]

"When I first laid eyes on you I knew it was your..........duty!! to go out with me."