He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

[Baptist City Holdout]

The Bibles at his church automatically close themselves after he reads the text, thus he never has to tell the people to do so.

Pure gold!!

And it was Pure Revelation!

And those are the sweetest moments!

I'm sure you have plenty a sermon illustrations.

If I had but a dime for every time a posting thought came to me in the middle of the night or while driving down a highway, I would be a rich man.

I haven't reached this level yet.  LOL

It's not "reached" but rather "attained".

Raider, I seek not to reach but rather to attain.  LOL

I notice that you have become a fly-by-night poster.

Had to follow the lines on the quotes to make sure it wasn't me of whom Raider was speaking.

 

[RAIDER]

The Bibles at his church automatically close themselves after he reads the text, thus he never has to tell the people to do so.

Pure gold!!

And it was Pure Revelation!

And those are the sweetest moments!

I'm sure you have plenty a sermon illustrations.

If I had but a dime for every time a posting thought came to me in the middle of the night or while driving down a highway, I would be a rich man.

I haven't reached this level yet.  LOL

It's not "reached" but rather "attained".

Raider, I seek not to reach but rather to attain.  LOL

I notice that you have become a fly-by-night poster.

Had to follow the lines on the quotes to make sure it wasn't me of whom Raider was speaking.

Open rebuke is better than secret love.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The comfort levels for his auditorium is 41, 41 and 8.

 

[Route_70]

After his first post he was immediately given the title of "Doctor".

At his high school graduation, instead of a diploma, he was given an honorary doctorate.

 

[Route_70]

His left hand always knows what his right hand is up to.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Even his doctor calls him doc.

 

[RAIDER]

He once left the FFF and moved into the tunnels to motivate posters.

 

[RAIDER]

He once fired Donald Trump.

 

[Route_70]

He was saved under the influence of his own preaching.

 

[Route_70]

He sent a sample of his DNA to 23andMe, and discovered ...

 

[RAIDER]

He found Pokemon........without using a smartphone.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

People use him to find Google.

 

[RAIDER]

People use him to find Google.

Yes!!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

People use him to find Google.

Yes!!

That was another moment of Inspiration and Preservation!

 

[RAIDER]

He once witnessed to Donald Trump on a bus while being recorded.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

He once witnessed to Donald Trump on a bus while being recorded.

Now that's good.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Bro. Hyles always wanted to sit in his chair.

 

[RAIDER]

The only parade in Chicago that was larger than the Cub's World Series parade was his Pastor's School parade. 

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

The only parade in Chicago that was larger than the Cub's World Series parade was his Pastor's School parade.

Good stuff, my friend!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

He gave away GOATs as a bus promotion last Sunday!