He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

Route_70 said:
A petition was introduced to have him expelled from the Fighting Fundamental Forum.

He signed it.
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.........and he immediately became the owner.
 
He tells them what # Baptist church they will be and they conform to it.
 
Every church he starts in a town is the first Baptist church even if there are other Baptist churches.
 
He built the largest Roadside Baptist Sunday School.
 
His life's verse is found on page 209 of your Scofield Reference Bible.
 
He not only has the complete Bible memorized, he also can quote Scofield's notes.
 
He once participated in a soul winning marathon because it was "on his way".
 
He correctly predicts Powerball numbers in advance, yet he doesn't play.
 
He was once awarded by the CLA the "Hyles' Defender of the Faith" award for simply showing up.
 
He doesn't even need a 3 x 5 card to remember an idea!
 
His five o'clock shadow takes place at 5:00 am.
 
When HE goes to the HAC campus, door security presents their ID to HIM!
 
When he visits the HAC campus he is asked to autograph his photo in the "Banned Student" book.
 
On every continent in the world there is a church named after him.
 
RAIDER said:
On every continent in the world there is a church named after him.
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Antarctica = Frozen Baptist Church
 
Twisted said:
RAIDER said:
On every continent in the world there is a church named after him.
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Antarctica = Frozen Baptist Church
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The Most Interesting Baptist Church in the World.
 
RAIDER said:
When he visits the HAC campus he is asked to autograph his photo in the "Banned Student" book.
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Did something like that exist?  If so, what was the criteria?
 
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