He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

[sword]

His PA system automatically turns down the bass and turns up the treble as soon as he begins to preach.

 

[sword]

He has Chat GPT write his sermons so he has more time to visit his bus route.

 

[sword]

His church buses are hybrids which run exclusively on Binaca.

 

[sword]

He built his first church building with 2 furnaces.

 

[sword]

He doesn't often tear down church buildings, but when he does its always the right one.

 

[RAIDER]

He has a custom GPS with the voice of Jack Hyles.

 

[Starlifter]

Ray Young visits HIS office.

 

[Starlifter]

Sylvia brings HIM coffee and donuts.

 

[Starlifter]

International made a school bus with a 200 gallon tank just for HIS busroute.

 

[Starlifter]

International made a bus with dent marks already in the ceiling for HIM.

 

[Starlifter]

His buskids swallow goldfish for HIM!

 

[abcaines]

International made a school bus with a 200 gallon tank just for HIS busroute.

I'm not a HACker but this one is funny to me. (So was the one about the hybrid bus running on Bianca.)

 

[sword]

His church has large east and west overflow rooms and they are always full.

 

[ALAYMAN]

I'm not a HACker but this one is funny to me. (So was the one about the hybrid bus running on Bianca.)

Who is Bianca?

 

[abcaines]

Who is Bianca?

Even I know what Bianca is. My pastor in Virginia (a BJU grad) used it frequently.

 

[ALAYMAN]

Even I know what Bianca is. My pastor in Virginia (a BJU grad) used it frequently.

Bianca is a who, a person. Binaca is a drink, like a hot toddy.

 

[abcaines]

Bianca is a who, a person. Binaca is a drink, like a hot toddy.

??? I thought it was a breath freshener. I just thought HAC had an obsession with fresh breath.

 

[Bob Jones V]

??? I thought it was a breath freshener. I just thought HAC had an obsession with fresh breath.

It is a breath freshener. But Hackers supposedly drink it like kool aid.

 

[abcaines]

It is a breath freshener. But Hackers supposedly drink it like kool aid.

That's kinda what I was thinking.

Let me guess... Is there alcohol in it?

 

[ALAYMAN]

That's kinda what I was thinking.

Let me guess... Is there alcohol in it?

Binaca is an American brand of breath spray distributed by Ranir, LLC, a subsidiary of Perrigo. The sprays contain denatured alcohol[1] and isobutane, the latter used as a propellant.


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Driving under the influence of Binaca