I Am 65 Years Old

[subllibrm]

Regardless of the date on my birth certificate, I feel that I am that old and therefore am entitled to all senior benefits including cheap coffee, social security checks and non-penalized withdrawals from my retirement savings.

Anyone who disagrees with me hates old people.

 

[JrChurch]

What about the race on your birth certificate, have your feelings about that changed this week?  Or am I putting myself in legal jeopardy by making such an inquiry?

 

[subllibrm]

What about the race on your birth certificate, have your feelings about that changed this week?  Or am I putting myself in legal jeopardy by making such an inquiry?

I was feeling pretty native American a few weeks ago but I really like the sound of "Pacific Islander" so I may have to redo that part too.

 

[FSSL]

I declare myself a non sinner. Hope that works!

 

[BALAAM]

I went through the drive through at McDonalds last week and ordered a small black coffee. It should be $1.07. The guy told me it was 75 cents. I asked why and he said "SENIOR DISCOUNT"!  I told him his day was coming. BTW, I am only 57.

 

[HeDied4U]

I declare myself a non sinner. Hope that works!

Yeaaaah, good luck with that.

;D