I Am 65 Years Old

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Regardless of the date on my birth certificate, I feel that I am that old and therefore am entitled to all senior benefits including cheap coffee, social security checks and non-penalized withdrawals from my retirement savings.

Anyone who disagrees with me hates old people.
 
What about the race on your birth certificate, have your feelings about that changed this week?  Or am I putting myself in legal jeopardy by making such an inquiry?
 
JrChurch said:
What about the race on your birth certificate, have your feelings about that changed this week?  Or am I putting myself in legal jeopardy by making such an inquiry?
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I was feeling pretty native American a few weeks ago but I really like the sound of "Pacific Islander" so I may have to redo that part too.
 
I went through the drive through at McDonalds last week and ordered a small black coffee. It should be $1.07. The guy told me it was 75 cents. I asked why and he said "SENIOR DISCOUNT"!  I told him his day was coming. BTW, I am only 57.
 
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