I Visited HAC and All I Got was...

[Baptist City Holdout]

an expired Acti-Card.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

a pamphlet on 101 uses for a microphone stand.

 

[prophet]

A wife.

earnestly contend

 

[patriotic]

A wife.

earnestly contend

"Woman, the Completer"

 

[Binaca Chugger]

. nothing for my jersey cow.

Nicely Done!

 

[sword]

I got called to Dr. Evans office.

 

[sword]

I got a haircut.

A very close on the sides one at that.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Reminded to pick up my sermon tapes.

 

[Teri in NC]

a pamphlet on 101 uses for a microphone stand.

Whenever I think of that skit, I cannot help but laugh out loud.

Fun fact about it:    My freshman year, I dated a guy named Mike.    When we were no longer dating, it was the joke that......





















wait for it................








































I HAD NO MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

a chance to buffet my body every day, so I could be like Bro. Hyles in every way.

 

[sword]

A job from Bro. Salley

 

[sword]

A bucket and a bow for your hair.

 

[sword]

Was the ability to sell lawn services.

 

[sword]

Training on selling Accidental Death and Dismemberment Insurance.

 

[sword]

To meet a lot of sailors.

 

[16KJV11]

Yelled at by Carl Laurent for falling asleep in class.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

The address for my state representatives from Carl L.

 

[prophet]

A job loading trucks at 3 a.m. in ChiRaq

earnestly contend

 

[Smellin Coffee]

...seeing my picture in the "Banned" book of dissenters!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

I got called to Dr. Evans office.

I got called to Dr. Jorgenon's office.