If Batman were a HACker

[RAIDER]

This is fantastic!!

 

[Teri in NC]

This is fantastic!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

After chapel, the "Batman Wannabes" line up for cowl check.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The sword of the Lord and of Gideon Alfred!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Sneaking out of Shakeys on a Sunday Afternoon can be dangerous without a costume.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yes, the copy of Christian Womanhood has been signed out and never returned. Some guy they call 'RAIDER'..."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Boys with beards get Boffed.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"You think this is dangerous? We should try to steal the mail car!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"If I could just reach the Binaca bottle in my shoulder pocket..."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Proof Batman was a Baptist preacher: notice the alliteration.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Hold it right there. I will not listen to gossip!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"You are going to have to move this car away from the church entrance. We have a late bus arriving and the kids need to be counted."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

HB punks practice before defacing the mural.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yes Robin, there is only 5-1/2 inches between them. Write them up."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"But can Underpuppy do this?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"HA! And here they thought I was a guy in an overcoat!"

 

[RAIDER]

"Three King Sized Snicker Bars.  I can't say I'm surprised."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I can't believe my Fresh Oil tape got eaten up in my cassette!"

 

[RAIDER]

"Riddle me this, Hacker!"

 

[RAIDER]

"And she did the Bunny Hop like THIS!!"