The Rogue Tomato said:
prophet said:
Hey, anybody know where I can get an 8-track recording of Tom Malone's greatest hits?
Also looking for Lester Roloff, on vinyl.
I found The Bible on Microphish , so I just need the NT on Beta.
Also, stone carvings of the Apocrypha, if those are still available, any one have directions to the Bazaar at Mecca?
Earnestly Contend
I'm looking for the Authorized King James Bible on parrot.
Three sons of a Yiddish Mama left their homeland, went abroad and prospered.
They discussed the gifts they were able to give their old mother.
AVRAHAM, the first, said: "I built a big house for our mother."
MOISHE, the second, said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
DAVID, the youngest, said: "You remember how our mother enjoys
reading the bible. These days she can't see very well.
I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the whole bible...
Mama just has to name the chapter and verse
and the parrot will recite it word for word.
It took many years to train this parrot and it is quite rare."
Soon thereafter, a letter of thanks came from their mother.
AVRAHAM, she said, the house you built is so huge.
I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house!
MOISHE, she said, I am too old to travel.
I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes.
And that driver has shpilkas -- he's a pain in the tuchas.
But DAVID, she said, THE CHICKEN WAS DELICIOUS.