Not So Famous Quotes

[abcaines]

Some wit and witticisms from not so famous folks in your past.

"Some pastors are paid to be good. Not me. I'm good for nothing." - Keith Davy, pastor of Colonial Baptist Church and founder, Missions To Military .

 

[AverageJoe]

"Eat your dinner....It'll make you big and strong!" My mother, talking to the then 6' 3", 345 lb me! LOL

 

[abcaines]

"Eat your dinner....It'll make you big and strong!" My mother, talking to the then 6' 3", 345 lb me! LOL

Any brothers named Goliath?

 

[abcaines]

"Why pray when you can worry?" - Ernest Varney, director, Pensacola Servicemen's Center.

 

[abcaines]

The knockdown drag out going on in another thread reminded me of this quote. I'm not sure where it came from but it's a maxim I fall back on especially in our politically correct society.

"Saying you have an open mind is just another way of saying you have a hole in your head."

 

[voicecrying]

"I'd rather wait a minute than forever in the grave." - My dad when waiting for one more car to go by.

 

[ALAYMAN]

"I'd rather wait a minute than forever in the grave." - My dad when waiting for one more car to go by.

I might steal that one! (for the soon to be driving teen of the house)

 

[abcaines]

"hey guys... watch this!.... " .....spoken by a tourist moments before attempting a dangerous stunt.. ...which - unfortunately - would be his last...

An EMT friend was fond of saying, "You can't fix stupid but you can sedate and intubate it."

 

[illinoisguy]

Motto of Nikita Khrushchev and Sons Funeral Home: "We will bury you."

 

[Ransom]

"Is that my orange juice there?" - my roommate

He'll go far.

 

[AverageJoe]

Any brothers named Goliath?

Not yet....Got Michael, Mike, Drew, Douglas, Shawn, Bill, and Jimmy. I'm sure a "Goliath" will pop out of the woodwork sooner or later! LOL

 

[ALAYMAN]

"You get to stay here one more day, have a warm bed, and 3 meals a day"


What my dad usually said when I, as a teenager, asked him what I would get after my putting in a hard days work around the farm.

 

[ALAYMAN]

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”

 

[prophet]

"Is that my orange juice there?" - my roommate

He'll go far.

 

[illinoisguy]

"I am making $4000 a week working from home - you can, too! Click here for details."

 

[prophet]

"I am making $4000 a week working from home - you can, too! Click here for details."

That one goes in the "famous" thread.

 

[AverageJoe]

Buy property now...no cash down....buy the course from Carleton Sheets!

 

[abcaines]

No quarter given; none offered.

 

[AverageJoe]

Buy one, get one free!
Buy one get one half-off!

 

[AverageJoe]

This offer won't last!