The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

YMBAH if.......

your wedding was held on your bus route.
 
YMBAH if........

you tear down a building that doesn't belong to the church because "preacher did it".
 
Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAHI...

...you leave 6 inches of space between the floor and office door so children can slip peanut butter cups and pennies underneath...

YES!!
 
Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAHI...

...you have men walk you from the office to the pulpit, even though your church attendance is about 40 people.

This is what I'm talkin about!!
 
Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAH if...

...you put K-beams in your new auditorium building project even though you don't have a balcony...

YES!!
 
YMBAH if........

you take a new church running 40.  An elderly man who is the only deacon comes to your office.  You point your finger and him and greet him with the words, "If you ain't loyal, you ain't nothing!!"
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
OK Somebody it's been ages since I placed a photobucket on the forum.
I'm clicking "Insert Link" What's wrong?

For a picture, you need to use the "Insert Image". That is the small icon, second from left under the Italics. :)

YMBAH if...
 
YMBAH if...

...you invent "sins" like the showing of toe cleavage...
 
YMBAH if...

...you make your teens put band-aids on their zits...
 
YMBAH if...

...you daily drive your church's mail car to the front of the church even though you live in the parsonage attached to the back of the building.
 
YMBAH if...

...you have a reserved parking spot for your wife...
 
Smellin Coffee said:
Baptist City Holdout said:
OK Somebody it's been ages since I placed a photobucket on the forum.
I'm clicking "Insert Link" What's wrong?

For a picture, you need to use the "Insert Image". That is the small icon, second from left under the Italics. :)
YMBAH if... You see this sign and know there's hope for America.

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YMBAH if...

...you name the koi pond in your backyard The Dead Sea...
 
YMBAH if...

...your 4-year old daughter has regular dress checks for her dolls.
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
RAIDER said:
YMBAH if.......

your wedding was held on your bus route.

That was the first from the old, inspired thread.

BCH, you are correct!  Your memory for important events is fantastic.  Remember, the old thread was inspired, but this one will be preserved.
 
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