The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

YMBAH if...

...you preach against that "hare whore" Bugs Bunny because he will sometimes dress like a female...
 
YMBAH if...

...you remove dice from your family's board games and replace with spinners because dice is "too Vegas-y"...
 
YMBAH if...

...you will not eat chocolate cake because it might give off the appearance of being devil's food...
 
YMBAH if...

...for family devotions, you have your family stand and read the passages responsively...
 
YMBAH if...

...you send your kids off only to a college that starts with "Ha, Ha, Ha" and never "Ba, Ba, Ba" or "Ta, Ta, Ta"...
 
YMBAH if...

...you've heard it for "the other son"...
 
YMBAH if...

...you regularly get your car serviced simply because you use the term "fresh oil" to start a conversation into the Roman's Road...
 
YMBAH if...

...your organist's service prelude is in double-time...
 
YMBAH if...

...you start a rescue mission simply because it is cheaper than hiring a chauffeur for the church van...
 
YMBAH if...

...you have a Question and Answer hour despite the fact you have only 20 regulars attend Sunday night services...
 
YMBAH if...

...you insist on a bass section to your choir despite the fact it consists of 3 ladies and one man...
 
YMBAH if...

...your twin 3-year old boys practice baptizing each other in the tub...
 
YMBAH if...

...you answer your phone, "No Krincy, I'm not Jack Lyles."
 
YMBAH if...

...you intentionally put a dirt ring in your motel tub so you can witness to the housekeeping lady when you ask her to clean it...
 
YMBAH if...

...you hope Admin locks this thread at the top of the HAC forum...
 
YMBAH if...

...you believe that white socks match every suit you own...
 
YMBAH if...

...you buy your white shirts pre-stained in the pits...
 
YMBAH if...

...you've ever pounded on a bus ceiling for effect while preaching...
 
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