The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[prophet]

YMBA HACker if......

Blanket statements are your normal way of answering questions.

This is....

earnestly contend

 

[fishinnut]

YMBA HACker if......

Blanket statements are your normal way of answering questions.

This is....

earnestly contend

 

[RAIDER]

YMBA HACker if......

Blanket statements are your normal way of answering questions.

And you refer to a 3X5 card before answering.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if...........you notify HAC that you will return your diploma if they remove the name "Hyles" from the college name.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBA HACker if......

Blanket statements are your normal way of answering questions.

And you refer to a 3X5 card before answering.

and if you refer to one before asking a question.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you have the wording of the proposal to your wife.......
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written on a 3X5 card.  8)

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAHI...

...when your pastor says, "I've been thinking..." you yell a hearty "AMEN!" before he is able to finish his sentence.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAHI...

...when your pastor says, "I've been thinking..." you yell a hearty "AMEN!" before he is able to finish his sentence.

Classic!! 

 

[Matthew1323]

YMBAHI...

your preaching services are so long that they require a seventh inning stretch.

 

[Matthew1323]

YMBAHI...

during the seventh inning stretch at your preaching services you sing, "Take me out to the church house..."

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAHI...

during the seventh inning stretch at your preaching services you sing, "Take me out to the church house..."

buy me some CD's and sermon tapes...

 

[patriotic]

YMBAHI...

during the seventh inning stretch at your preaching services you sing, "Take me out to the church house..."

....and all the stinkin' (Raider loves that word) deadbeats would sing, "Take me OUT OF the church hpuse!"

 

[fishinnut]

YMBAHI...

during the seventh inning stretch at your preaching services you sing, "Take me out to the church house..."

buy me some CD's and sermon tapes...

I don't care if I ever come back.................

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAHI...

during the seventh inning stretch at your preaching services you sing, "Take me out to the church house..."

buy me some CD's and sermon tapes...

I don't care if I ever come back.................

Insert - Take me out to the crowd - where correct. Couldn't forget that!

 

[fishinnut]

YMBAHI...

during the seventh inning stretch at your preaching services you sing, "Take me out to the church house..."

buy me some CD's and sermon tapes...

I don't care if I ever come back.................

For it's droop-droop-droop & they're drooling as the preacher puts them to sleep.

 

[Matthew1323]

YMBAHI...

you focus all of your time and attention on other people's sins because you believe that they are worse than your own.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAHI...

you focus all of your time and attention on other people's sins because you believe that they are worse than your own.

That's a You MUST Be A HACker If.....

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if..................

the jelly in your fridge is always.................... on the bottom shelf.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if..................

the jelly in your fridge is always.................... on the bottom shelf.

Nicely done!!

 

[Teri in NC]

YMBAH if..................

the jelly in your fridge is always.................... on the bottom shelf.

Good one, Roach!!!!