The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[sword]

YMBAH if you leave for college with twice as many ties as you have underwear in your suitcase.

 

[Twisted]

YMBAH if you leave for college with twice as many ties as you have underwear in your suitcase.

OK, but I've got 4 times more ties than underwear now.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you write the book, "Wisdom and How I Attained It," without the manual.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you leave for college with twice as many ties as you have underwear in your suitcase.

And your ties are wider (and whiter) than your underwear.

 

[BALAAM]

YMBAH if you leave for college with twice as many ties as you have underwear in your suitcase.

And your ties are wider (and whiter) than your underwear.

What is underwear? This is your stinkin modern stuff. The "Old Paths" never included underwear!

 

[BALAAM]

YMBAH if you think the group of people who were blessed beyond measure on Sunday are the ones who listened to you preach!

 

[Twisted]

YMBAH if you think the group of people who were blessed beyond measure on Sunday are the ones who listened to you preach!

And your point is?

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if you think the group of people who were blessed beyond measure on Sunday are the ones who listened to you preach!

Winner!

earnestly contend

 

[BALAAM]

YMBAH if you think the group of people who were blessed beyond measure on Sunday are the ones who listened to you preach!

Winner!

earnestly contend

I saw this on twitter! Man these guys brag on here like no NFL player ever did and someone wrote ,"I am thankful for all the people who were blessed to hear me preach yesterday!" Or something to that effect. I just ran with it.

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if you think the group of people who were blessed beyond measure on Sunday are the ones who listened to you preach!

Winner!

earnestly contend

I saw this on twitter! Man these guys brag on here like no NFL player ever did and someone wrote ,"I am thankful for all the people who were blessed to hear me preach yesterday!" Or something to that effect. I just ran with it.

It sets off my gag reflex.

earnestly contend

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

I just want to say that I am thankful for all those people blessed on a thread where I have been privileged to post.

 

[Twisted]

I just want to say that I am thankful for all those people blessed on a thread where I have been privileged to post.

I, for one, am blessed beyond measure by your posts.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

I just want to say that I am thankful for all those people blessed on a thread where I have been privileged to post.

I, for one, am blessed beyond measure by your posts.

Does anyone else have a testimony tonight?

 

[Twisted]

I just want to say that I am thankful for all those people blessed on a thread where I have been privileged to post.

I, for one, am blessed beyond measure by your posts.

Does anyone else have a testimony tonight?

Where do I send my tithe?

 

[prophet]

I just want to say that I am thankful for all those people blessed on a thread where I have been privileged to post.

I, for one, am blessed beyond measure by your posts.

Does anyone else have a testimony tonight?

Where do I send my tithe?

Funny, your church called with the same question...

earnestly contend

 

[Twisted]

I just want to say that I am thankful for all those people blessed on a thread where I have been privileged to post.

I, for one, am blessed beyond measure by your posts.

Does anyone else have a testimony tonight?

Where do I send my tithe?

Funny, your church called with the same question...

All 200 of them?

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you refuse to vote for Trump because you've seen photos of him on a golf course without a tie.

 

[Twisted]

YMBAH if you refuse to vote for Trump because you've seen photos of him on a gold course without a tie.

The irony of that misspelled word just....fits.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you refuse to vote for Trump because you've seen photos of him on a gold course without a tie.

The irony of that misspelled word just....fits.

No doubt!

 

[patriotic]

If you let everyone know how power-packed your sermon was and how powerful you teaching was yesterday then YMBAH!

I am glad for power-packed sermons and full altars, but every Sunday night do they have to post about it??????