The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[prophet]

YMBAH if.....................

you require your song leader to lead in "And Can it Be" at least once every Sunday.

Sunday evening, of course, with the 9 people that show up, 7 verses, each one louder than the last, and the summary statement at the end: "we can just close the service right now", or "there is a sweet spirit here tonight...God has showed up".

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[16KJV11]

YMBAHI...
You have recently looked on Craigslist hoping to spot a  Plymouth Sundance.

.......with a bumper sticker that reads "89-4".

And you have your church purchase it...

 

[RAIDER]

You might be a Hacker if...............

your small town church runs one bus and a van and you label the routes 89-1 and 89-2.

 

[prophet]

You might be a Hacker if...............

your small town church runs one bus and a van and you label the routes 89-1 and 89-2.

And you hang up a pirate flag and call them the Jolly Bro Roger....

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[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.................

you taught your grandchildren that the pilgrims wore ties on Thanksgiving Day.

 

[fishinnut]

YMBAH if.................

you taught your grandchildren that the pilgrims wore ties on Thanksgiving Day.

Well done. But strange.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.................

you taught your grandchildren that the pilgrims wore ties on Thanksgiving Day.

Well done. But strange.

You don't have to mention "strange".  After all, this is the Hacker thread!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if.................

you taught your grandchildren that the pilgrims wore ties on Thanksgiving Day.

Well done. But strange.

You don't have to mention "strange".  After all, this is the Hacker thread!
[/q]

And they did where white shirts didn't they!

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.................

you taught your grandchildren that the pilgrims wore ties on Thanksgiving Day.

Well done. But strange.

You don't have to mention "strange".  After all, this is the Hacker thread!
[/q]

And they did where white shirts didn't they!

I'm just hoping they had tapered hair cuts!

 

[fishinnut]

YMBAH if.................

you taught your grandchildren that the pilgrims wore ties on Thanksgiving Day.

Well done. But strange.

You don't have to mention "strange".  After all, this is the Hacker thread!
[/q]

And they did where white shirts didn't they!

I'm just hoping they had tapered hair cuts!

Next you'll try to convince that the following Sat. they held an early morning bus meeting too.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.................

you taught your grandchildren that the pilgrims wore ties on Thanksgiving Day.

Well done. But strange.

You don't have to mention "strange".  After all, this is the Hacker thread!
[/q]

And they did where white shirts didn't they!

I'm just hoping they had tapered hair cuts!

Next you'll try to convince that the following Sat. they held an early morning bus meeting too.

You silly Fish, the pilgrims didn't have a bus. 

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if.................

you taught your grandchildren that the pilgrims wore ties on Thanksgiving Day.

I can see this like it happened!

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[fishinnut]

YMBAH if.................

you taught your grandchildren that the pilgrims wore ties on Thanksgiving Day.

I can see this like it happened!

[emoji23]

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The closest I got to a tie on Thanksgiving was was tying a knot on a new lure on my granddaughters fishing pole.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if....................

on the last church service before Christmas you close the service by singing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas".

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if....................

on the last church service before Christmas you close the service by singing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas".

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[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if....................

on the last church service before Christmas you close the service by singing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas".

[emoji23]

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and you have the people trained to go running out the doors when you scream, "NOW!!!!"

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if....................

on the last church service before Christmas you close the service by singing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas".

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and you have the people trained to go running out the doors when you scream, "NOW!!!!"

Yes!!

 

[fishinnut]

You might be a Hacker if....

you see a queer behind every pew.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if................

the weather forecast for Sunday is for 8 inches of snow with 25 mph winds.  You call your bus driver who is 78 years old to let him know that souls still die and go to Hell during the cold weather.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if................

the middle name of your first child is Sibley.