Things are so slow here I resorted to...

[Binaca Chugger]

Saving seats.........Those are some bad memories!

The scars are still present from those fights.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Things are so slow here....
I have resorted to watching soccer for excitement.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Things are so slow here...

I am now ready to pass white glove inspection

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Things are so slow here...

I finally turned in all of my missing activity reports at the South Hallway Desk...... IN TRIPLICATE!!!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Things are so slow here...

I picked up ALL the goose droppings around the beautiful lake HAC.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Things are so slow here...

I volunteered to sit in the HAC parking lot with a radar gun to catch people speeding on their way off campus.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Things are so slow here...

I paid for a fishing cruise on the pontoon boat out on Lake HAC.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Things are so slow here...

I discovered a library at HAC. Who knew!?!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Things are so slow here...

I perfected a fake HAC ID that you can show the hostess and enter the buildings.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Things are so slow here...

I memorized the BIC pen sermon, word for word.

 

[Starlifter]

Things are so slow here....
I have resorted to watching soccer for excitement.

Now if you would have said curling...

 

[Starlifter]

Things are so slow here that I resorted to...
Going down to the bottom of my steps for sermon inspiration (wheel well sermons)...

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Binaca, is your middle name "Butter" because you're on a roll.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Thins Are So Slow Here...... that I called the Information Desk and left myself umpteen messages so I could here my name read over the intercom.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Things are so slow here...

I am putting announcements on the chapel pulpit so Bro. Hyles will make a girl sit with every guy living in Colston.

Wait - do they still do that?

 

[Walt]

Things are so slow here....
I have resorted to watching soccer for excitement.

It could be worse -- you could be watching baseball...

 

[Walt]

Things are so slow here...

I discovered a library at HAC. Who knew!?!

..and it is empty because all the books are banned?

 

[Binaca Chugger]

..and it is empty because all the books are banned?

There were band-aids over the sensitive parts.

 

[Walt]

There were band-aids over the sensitive parts.

"sensitive parts" would be those parts that weren't singing the praises of FBCH and JH?

 

[Binaca Chugger]

"sensitive parts" would be those parts that weren't singing the praises of FBCH and JH?

C'mon, man! That was an incredibly clever play on words that maybe you have to be a HACker to laugh out loud when you read it.

But, sure. You got it.