Upcoming First Baptist Servants' Conference - March 21-23

[IFB X-Files]

Another Raider topic: You too can become a target of the KGB.

Attendees of this seminar will be given a link for free 3-D printer plans for a bulletproof pulpit.

 

[CONSPIRATOR]

I'm coming in early for the Sunday night service so that I can wait in line to say hi to Preacher after church.

 

[CONSPIRATOR]

Wonder if we'll still get those cool box lunches outside. In March.

 

[sword]

Tuesday night, after the service, there will be a reunion of the Route 70 gang.

Memories of the old days and Dr. Jim Vinyard will be shared.

 

[sword]

Will there be preaching on teaching or just teaching on preaching?

 

[sword]

Breakout session: Mail Cars in the Modern Age.

Is an EV Mail Car right for your church?

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Breakout session: Mail Cars in the Modern Age.

Is an EV Mail Car right for your church?

Sign me up, buddy!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Will there be preaching on teaching or just teaching on preaching?

I don't know, but it was once said, "Preaching is teaching with a tear in the eye."

 

[abcaines]

I don't know, but it was once said, "Preaching is teaching with a tear in the eye."

Now that's a kitschy saying.

 

[fishinnut]

For a gift to the night bus ministry of any amount, you will receive
a coffee mug with a pic of RAIDER inside of the cup on the bottom.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Now that's a kitschy saying.

It's from JH.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Of course, ahead of the conference, FBCH will institute the time honored "Paint up, clean up and fix up Week."

 

[RAIDER]

Another Raider topic: You too can become a target of the KGB.



My shopping cart at Wal Mart is bullet proof.

 

[fishinnut]

Sherryh will teach on the subject, Why getting your Valentines Day flowers from the cemetery is NOT a good idea, no matter what a FBCH staff member said.

If you know, you know.

 

[voicecrying]

Will Vince Massi get to lead any sessions?

 

[Ransom]

Will Vince Massi get to lead any sessions?

120 of them. Each 30 seconds long. The conference will end some time in May.

 

[aleshanee]

Will Vince Massi get to lead any sessions?

he will conduct a special session on the sin of scorning.... and tell why everyone else is guilty of it, but he is not....

 

[aleshanee]

120 of them. Each 30 seconds long. The conference will end some time in May.

and in each session he will name a person who disagreed with him..... continue by saying... "now folks...." and explain why that person is a scorner, and therefore condemned according to romans ch 2 vs 1 ....

( but, of course.... if you are among the 120 people named on his list - you will be exempt from attending and will get full credit for the course.... since you will have heard it all before...)

 

[Ransom]

and explain why that person is a scorner, and therefore condemned according to romans ch 2 vs 1 ....

And somewhere around Session 85, he will realize that his abuse of Romans 2:1 makes him a scorner by his own logic, and he'll just drop the whole thing in mid-sentence.

Attendees will be surprised, but not all that disappointed.

 

[Walt]

You had me until l saw the speakers.