"That KJVO crowd is living in the past, let's all read "Bibles" by men who literally summoned demons, hated democracy, wished death upon the American system, made friends with Theosophists (One-World Satanists who channel their instructions from demons through "automatic writing") who complimented their "New Bibles", saying they read in accordance with Satanic doctrine." -Every New Versionist who has read this thread but remains "anti-KJVO", it was the KJV that was the problem for 400 years, not these brilliant New Versions
Nothing to see here, folks. Satan would never try such a thing. He respects that Christians are nice guys and has always left the entire church alone. He takes an extremely linear approach, like the red coats did, and marches straight at you with a pitchfork and a tail. Noble and classy.