Favorite Pastors School

[bgwilkinson]

I really liked the one where they did that skit and that guy preached. You remember.

Is that the one where all the decisions were made and people yelled "Amen!"?

It's the one where the choir sang.

I attended the one in which Dr. Hyles constantly told the maintenance guy how to set the thermostats.

Oh, and who could forget the one where we took a special offering!

And that was the same year that women were allowed to preach. Or at least some insecure pastors said.

We had a parade that year.

The church members bought books and had the name label placed on the inside cover of your copy.

We were told, "You can't park here."

The program, Church with a Heart was presented that year.

That same year Dr. Hyles told the ushers to hurry up and get things passed out.

If I'm not mistaken there was a big altar call on Thursday night.

There was a line for the rest room.

There was a line to sign Bibles

There was a line for the continental breakfast.

Was that the year they had all the book tables and sold the books at deep discounts to the delegates.

for a limited time.

I thin k that was also the year that the singing groups dressed alike - or should I say the people in each singing group dressed alike - not like the people in another singing group.

That was the one  in which they talked a lot about the past.

And that older lady played the organ.

And bus loads of children were marched across the stage, in one door and out the other.

Is that the year people saved & saved, brought their wife & kids, and called it their family vacation.

I think it was the year that bus kids were just rounded up and bused in to faux baptize for the show over and over in a shear intimidating display of the force of numbers.

Mrs. Hyles sat in the the front row of the choir!

And Mrs.  Nischik sat right across the isle from her in the alto section. Mrs. Graves sat right in the middle of the back row.

 

[BALAAM]

I still remember the one where there was a line for the bathroom!

 

[BALAAM]

I also remember the one where the bathrooms kind of smelled a little.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

I also remember the one where the bathrooms kind of smelled a little.

Only a little. a little what, I don't know.

 

[patriotic]

Dr. J dozed a little. 

 

[RAIDER]

Dr. J dozed a little.

 

[Teri in NC]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

 

[baptisthac]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

 

[Teri in NC]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

Bless his heart.

 

[baptisthac]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

 

[RAIDER]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

It has been her goal since the '80s.

 

[Teri in NC]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

It has been her goal since the '80s.

Nope.  My goal since the 80's has to do with Da Bears.

 

[BALAAM]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

It has been her goal since the '80s.

Nope.  My goal since the 80's has to do with Da Bears.

How's that working out for you?

 

[Matthew1323]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

It has been her goal since the '80s.

Nope.  My goal since the 80's has to do with Da Bears.

This comment, as well as your new hashtag line concerning the Cubs is why I would support a new "100% Loyalty to Teri in NC" thread!

 

[Teri in NC]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

It has been her goal since the '80s.

Nope.  My goal since the 80's has to do with Da Bears.

How's that working out for you?

It worked REALLY WELL this past Thanksgiving.

Do you remember that game?

 

[Teri in NC]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

It has been her goal since the '80s.

Nope.  My goal since the 80's has to do with Da Bears.

This comment, as well as your new hashtag line concerning the Cubs is why I would support a new "100% Loyalty to Teri in NC" thread!

Please tell me you are not a White Sox fan. 

 

[Matthew1323]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

It has been her goal since the '80s.

Nope.  My goal since the 80's has to do with Da Bears.

This comment, as well as your new hashtag line concerning the Cubs is why I would support a new "100% Loyalty to Teri in NC" thread!

Please tell me you are not a White Sox fan. 

My loyalty has been with the Northsider's Cubs and NOT with the Southsider's White Sox since the days that I strived to accumulate a bus load of Latin Kings!

 

[prophet]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

It has been her goal since the '80s.

Nope.  My goal since the 80's has to do with Da Bears.

This comment, as well as your new hashtag line concerning the Cubs is why I would support a new "100% Loyalty to Teri in NC" thread!

Please tell me you are not a White Sox fan. 

My loyalty has been with the Northsider's Cubs and NOT with the Southsider's White Sox since the days that I strived to accumulate a bus load of Latin Kings!

You're a little awkward here, so lemme help out :

The Cubs are the NorthSiders, as is anyone from the North Side.

The Sox are the Southsiders, as is anyone from the South Side.

So you would say "Imma fan a da Nortsiders", instead of all that gobbeddy-gook you said.

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[BALAAM]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

It has been her goal since the '80s.

Nope.  My goal since the 80's has to do with Da Bears.

How's that working out for you?

It worked REALLY WELL this past Thanksgiving.

Do you remember that game?

I remember.

 

[Walt]

This thread makes me realize that there really is nothing new under the sun.

I just noticed your tag line at the bottom.  LOL

After all these years you are still trying to please Raider.  LOL

Bless his heart.

It has been her goal since the '80s.

Nope.  My goal since the 80's has to do with Da Bears.

This comment, as well as your new hashtag line concerning the Cubs is why I would support a new "100% Loyalty to Teri in NC" thread!

Please tell me you are not a White Sox fan. 

No, more of a dirty yellow...