HACker Pickup Lines

"Yea, I believe all youth ministry workers are deadbeats."
 
You're so modest, I would never lust over you!
 
Marry me...I want you to be the mother of my bus kids.
 
"When I become a pastor someday, the church sign motto will read, 'I'll take the bus kids!'"
 
"I will not use my wife to build my marriage, I will build my marriage to build my wife!"
 
Smellin Coffee said:
"I will not use my wife to build my marriage, I will build my marriage to build my wife!"
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Classic!  :)
 
"I've got the biggest briefcase on Prophet's Dorm!"
 
"Would you like to use my Cross pen for the week?"

Haklo

 
"I use and carry both the green and bronze Binaca"
 
"Most people think this is a pack of cigarettes or a deck of card in my shirt pocket. But really, it is my pocket New Testament."
 
"My Binaca bottle or yours?"
 
Wanna go TP Moody church with me?
 
"Samson would never have cut his hair if he had kept it in the bow you are wearing."
 
"I've never been campused, but I believe you would be worth it."
 
"You know why the geese are missing? Ride my bus on Sunday and I can show you where they are!"
 
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