He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

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His shirts come out of the dryer ironed and starched.
 

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He is left handed......and right handed.
 

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When he mails a letter the post office pays him.
 

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The Catholics often question him just because they find him interesting.
 

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On every continent in the world there is a church named after him.
 

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His hands feel like the cover of a Scofield Reference Bible.
 

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Critics refuse to criticize him purely out of respect.
 

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His business cards simply say, "I'll call you".
 

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He has won the lifetime Sword of the Lord Award....twice.
 

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If he were to call you down from the pulpit you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
 

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He has preached a sermon in every language, including three that he only speaks.
 

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He tithes an astonishing 110%.
 

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Once while walking from the back of the auditorium to the pulpit, he found a short cut.
 

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Beggars on the street give him a tithe.
 

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When he buys a new pair of Stacey Adams they immediately increase in value.
 

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His Assistant Pastor has an Assistant Pastor.
 

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Cars out of respect don't run out of gas when he drives them.
 

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He once left a leaf of lettuce on the table for 10 days, and it did not wilt.
 
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