He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

patriotic said:
He once rewired his entire church building without shutting the power off first.
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While praying for power!
 
He doesn't always eat lunch at a college, but when he does it's at the HAC cafeteria.
 
He founded "The Most Interesting Hacker in the World University".
 
Both Bob Gray and Joel Osteen list him as their emergency contact number.
 
All his church busses have air ride and GPS.
 
He once got lost while taking a trip, but still ended up at the right place.
 
He doesn't always put up a Christmas tree, but when he does,  CF'a picture is at the top.
 
His church services are projected in high def.
 
His church buses have permission to drive 55.
 
He left HAC to go home for Christmas break and they made him captain of a second route.
 
When he sits at a piano, it automatically tunes itself.
 
patriotic said:
When he sits at a piano, it automatically tunes itself.
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Negative.  He can make an out-of-tune piano sound as though it was just tuned.
 
He has played both the organ and piano for the offatory, often  at the same time.
 
RAIDER said:
He has played both the organ and piano for the offatory, often  at the same time.
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.....while talking to men in PA booth on the phone .
 
He once preached behind a glass pulpit and no one criticized him.
 
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