He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

Bus workers work so hard they forgot to eat so that their captain can win the cut out yellow armpits from his short sleeve white dress shirt.
 
The riders on his bus forget to eat because they are so excited to board his bus.
 
He taught his goldfish sign language before swallowing it.
 
His pet schnauzer fills out an Activity Report every week.
 
His weekly time of soul winning involves standing on a street corner while people approach him saying, "Sir, what must I do to be saved?".
 
His "two-fifths" mathematically equal "a tenth".
 
He once baptized 50 converts without getting wet.
 
On "Pi Sunday", his total tally was one past Pi...
 
He passes appearance check with a full beard because he was cleanly shaven right before chapel.
 
RAIDER said:
His weekly time of soul winning involves standing on a street corner while people approach him saying, "Sir, what must I do to be saved?".
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Hey, I've had that happen.

I guess all of this describes me!  :D
 
Binaca Chugger said:
RAIDER said:
His weekly time of soul winning involves standing on a street corner while people approach him saying, "Sir, what must I do to be saved?".
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Hey, I've had that happen.

I guess all of this describes me!  :D
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Oh, yes, my friend, you could be the most interesting Hacker in the world!!
 
HAC security guards often question him just because they find him interesting.
 
Even liberal preachers list him as their emergency contact.
 
The security greeter shows him her ID as he enters the building.
 
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