He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

His passwords never expire.
 
Oh, yes, he is .......................the most interesting Hacker in the world!!
 
His newborn daughter was born with a knee-length skirt on...
 
Boomer said:
He doesn't take Scripture out of context. Rather, Scripture takes him out of context!
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Classic!!  :)
 
Once on a mission's trip he was bitten by a black mamba.  The black mamba is now tame.
 
He is the finest pianist within 3 states and he has never touched the instrument. 
 
He can win a doctrinal debate with a knowing look.
 
He once took a missions trip to the Bermuda Triangle and came back with a souvenir.
 
Ritalin was designed to have his affect on bus kids.
 
Ray Young tried to earn a picture of George Washington from him.
 
Jack Hyles used to wear a button that said,

"100% for the MIHITW" !
 
Binaca Chugger said:
Ritalin was designed to have his affect on bus kids.
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That's a good one!!  :)
 
When he strolls the red carpet at the Oscars, it's the Hollywood stars that take his picture and ask him questions.
 
His motto:  "I don't always drink, but when I do it's Binaca straight up." was stolen by some Mexican to sell beer.
 
IFB X-Files said:
His motto:  "I don't always drink, but when I do it's Binaca straight up." was stolen by some Mexican to sell beer.
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"I don't always freshen my breath, but when I do I choose Binaca."
 
He once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.
 
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