The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[patriotic]

YMBAH if

To get your posting numbers up, you bump every old thread on the forum.

You also might be an idiot.

So you are calling me both a hacker and an idiot. Isn't that an oxymoron?

You do have a good point there!  I have known many.

There you go talking about yourself again.
Don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself?

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if

To get your posting numbers up, you bump every old thread on the forum.

You also might be an idiot.

So you are calling me both a hacker and an idiot. Isn't that an oxymoron?

Or is it a redundancy?

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if

To get your posting numbers up, you bump every old thread on the forum.

You also might be an idiot.

So you are calling me both a hacker and an idiot. Isn't that an oxymoron?

Or is it a redundancy?

Or both!

 

[baptisthac]

You might be a Hacker if you feel convicted because you have not posted in a few days and you don't want to disappoint Raider.

 

[prophet]

YMBAHI...

upon returning to FBC you think that you now have street cred since you can now can tell them that you also were kicked out as pastor by the " @#?!%@ SBC!"    8)

I love this!

Street creds.

Rotflmhmpo


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[prophet]

YMBA HACker if.........

like Raider, you call ahead for Valentines Day reservation.

Is that Cal City?

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[prophet]

YMBAH if the first thing that comes to your mind at Easter is the Bunny Hop.

OK, Cyndi Lauper, your TRUE COLORS are showing.

Most of us have bleached our minds from that.

Apparently, you are still carrying a torch for the hopper.

It's "shining through", like the glare on his bald spot at high noon.

Get it right , She Bopper!

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[prophet]

YMBAHI...
You reserved front row chapel seats for "Behind Every Graduate There Stands"...
And you were a Freshman.

YMBAHI...

You didn't find a way to be scheduled to work during BEGS...

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[baptisthac]

YMBA HACker if.........

like Raider, you call ahead for Valentines Day reservation.

Is that Cal City?

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That is a nasty place to eat.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBA HACker if.........

like Raider, you call ahead for Valentines Day reservation.

Is that Cal City?

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That is a nasty place to eat.

Ya think?!!

 

[prophet]

YMBA HACker if.........

like Raider, you call ahead for Valentines Day reservation.

Is that Cal City?

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That is a nasty place to eat.

Ya think?!!

Just a wild stab in the dark...

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[RAIDER]

You might be a Hacker if you still take your vacation on the third full week of March.

 

[RAIDER]

You might be a Hacker if you still take your vacation on the third full week of March.

....and spend it in Hammond!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

You might be a Hacker if you still take your vacation on the third full week of March.

....and spend it in Hammond!

Yes, golden!

 

[RAIDER]

You might be a Hacker if you still take your vacation on the third full week of March.

....and spend it in Hammond!

On Monday afternoon you require your family to stand with you outside the old FBCH auditorium for one hour for sentimental reasons.

 

[RAIDER]

You might be a Hacker if you are criticizing Matthew for power posting.

 

[Teri in NC]

You might be a Hacker if you are criticizing Matthew for power posting.

I must not be a HACker.  I think he is ingenious!  I wish I could get my own revival started without looking like a copy cat.

 

[RAIDER]

You might be a Hacker if you are criticizing Matthew for power posting.

I must not be a HACker.  I think he is ingenious!  I wish I could get my own revival started without looking like a copy cat.

How about coming up with an original idea.

 

[patriotic]

You might be a Hacker if you are criticizing Matthew for power posting.

I must not be a HACker.  I think he is ingenious!  I wish I could get my own revival started without looking like a copy cat.

I remember hearing something at HAC about finding the successful people, study what made them successful, and copy them.

I think I shall.

 

[BALAAM]

You might be a Hacker if you are criticizing Matthew for power posting.

I must not be a HACker.  I think he is ingenious!  I wish I could get my own revival started without looking like a copy cat.

I remember hearing something at HAC about finding the successful people, study what made them successful, and copy them.

I think I shall.

Good idea. I am going to call Peyton Manning and see if he will let me follow him around for a few days.