The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

16KJV11 said:
YMBAH FLASHBACK:
YMBAHI: Your white shirt is as yellow as your teeth!
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Ahhhhhhh, "YMBAH if...." flashbacks!!
 
YMBAH if...............

you take a pastorate at a country church and you petition the county to rename the road in front of your church "Sibley Street".
 
YMBAHI....

You only have 2 young adults in your busroute/church, and they are dating, and you tell them they can only get married over Christmas break.

earnestly contend

 
prophet said:
YMBAHI....

You only have 2 young adults in your busroute/church, and they are dating, and you tell them they can only get married over Christmas break.

earnestly contend
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YES!!  :)
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
RAIDER said:
prophet said:
YMBAHI....

You only have 2 young adults in your busroute/church, and they are dating, and you tell them they can only get married over Christmas break.

earnestly contend
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YES!!  :)
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But they can't miss a Sunday.
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They get one Sunday off, in two weeks.

When they get back, they can fill out the activity report where they went to church while on the honeymoon.

earnestly contend

 
RAIDER said:
16KJV11 said:
YMBAH FLASHBACK:
YMBAHI: Your white shirt is as yellow as your teeth!
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Ahhhhhhh, "YMBAH if...." flashbacks!!
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It's just you seeing yourself in the mirror again, Raider.  Don't be scared.  Jesus is near. 
 
patriotic said:
RAIDER said:
16KJV11 said:
YMBAH FLASHBACK:
YMBAHI: Your white shirt is as yellow as your teeth!
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Ahhhhhhh, "YMBAH if...." flashbacks!!
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It's just you seeing yourself in the mirror again, Raider.  Don't be scared.  Jesus is near.
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Good one, Roach!
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
YMBAH if.... you remember the start date of the original YMBAH if Thread.
February 20,21 or 22, 2008.
There... Nuf said!
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9 years.  Enough time for Smellin' to finish the Pastor's Refresher course.
 
YMBAHI...

...you make an LP record of an evangelistic karate demonstration!

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YMBAHI...
You have the old FFF bookmarked and keep checking it in hopes that it will be revived.
 
YMBAHI...

...you have a deaf section with an interpreter and no deaf people in the congregation.
 
Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAHI...

...you have a deaf section with an interpreter and no deaf people in the congregation.
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and of course the interpreter is signing to the empty seats.
 
Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAHI...

...you have a deaf section with an interpreter and no deaf people in the congregation.
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Classic!!
 
YMBAHI...

...you still listen to sermons on this!

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Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAHI...

...you still listen to sermons on this!

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...or if you're as old as RAIDER....

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YMBAH if.............

you still record your sermons on cassette tapes because, "If it was good enough for Brother Hyles it's good enough for me!"
 
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