The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[patriotic]

YMBAH if you leave for college with twice as many ties as you have underwear in your suitcase.

And your ties are wider (and whiter) than your underwear.

What is underwear? This is your stinkin modern stuff. The "Old Paths" never included underwear!

Are you Jim Vineyard? 

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you leave for college with twice as many ties as you have underwear in your suitcase.

And your ties are wider (and whiter) than your underwear.

What is underwear? This is your stinkin modern stuff. The "Old Paths" never included underwear!

Are you Jim Vineyard?

He didn't cuss.

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if you leave for college with twice as many ties as you have underwear in your suitcase.

And your ties are wider (and whiter) than your underwear.

What is underwear? This is your stinkin modern stuff. The "Old Paths" never included underwear!

Are you Jim Vineyard?

He didn't cuss.

True. 

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you've now campaigned for 4 different presidential candidates.

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if you've now campaigned for 4 different presidential candidates.

In this race.....

earnestly contend

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you are street preaching at Addison and Clark about the evils of missing church to watch a World Series game.

 

[fishinnut]

YMBA HACker if........
you worked at the local voting precincts around the college because of the influence of Carl Laurent.

 

[RAIDER]

You might be a Hacker if you wear a 3-piece suit and tie to go vote because of the influence of Carl Laurent.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if you are street preaching at Addison and Clark about the evils of missing church to watch a World Series game.

YMBAH if...

You were preaching at Addison and Clark and boasted the largest church attendance in your life, or, the large number of people praying at your prayer meeting.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you do everything within your power to make sure your child's first word is "preacher".

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if you've now campaigned for 4 different presidential candidates.

What's funny is 3 of my kids were able to vote this year.

One voted for Trump. One voted for Hillary. One voted for Johnson. My wife and I voted (write in) for Kasich.

We just love to spread the voting wealth around!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if...

...you wrote Preacher's name on the Presidential ballot!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if...

...you boycott Sears because they sell men's pink shirts.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if...

...you rode a bus on your first date...

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if...

...you wrote Preacher's name on the Presidential ballot!

And all you wrote was "preacher".

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if...

...your bumper fell off your car due to a combination of rust and a plethora of parking permit stickers from all the years you spent at HAC...

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you want to purchase a tablet for your college aged son and you counsel your preacher to find out what brand to buy.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you place a street sign that reads "Romans Road" at the entrance to your driveway.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if...

...you name your 3-legged dog "Sully"...

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if...

...you name your 3-legged dog "Sully"...

That is an instant classic!!