The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if.............

you still record your sermons on cassette tapes because, "If it was good enough for Brother Hyles it's good enough for me!"

That's good enough.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if..............

you have a church of 40 and on Sunday evening you read off the names of people who have not picked up the sermon tapes that they ordered.

 

[Twisted]

YMBAH if..............

you have a church of 40 and on Sunday evening you read off the names of people who have not picked up the sermon tapes that they ordered.

YMBAH if..............

you still use cassette tapes.  :-[

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAHI...

...you are oblivious to snow on Saturdays.

 

[16KJV11]

YMBAHI...
You are number one customer of Kingdom Tape Cassette Company.

 

[Twisted]

YMBAHI...
You are number one customer of Kingdom Tape Cassette Company.

They still sell'em!

http://www.kingdom.com/products/media-accessories/cassettes-duplicators-recorders.html

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAHI...
You are number one customer of Kingdom Tape Cassette Company.

They still sell'em!

http://www.kingdom.com/products/media-accessories/cassettes-duplicators-recorders.html

Ahhhhh, the old paths!!

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAHI...

...you are oblivious to snow on Saturdays.

I was a freshman in '79 and was in the bus ministry.  Today they still talk about the winter of '79 and the record setting snow and cold. I can only remember one Sunday when the bus route was cancelled. 

 

[BALAAM]

YMBAH if..............

you have a church of 40 and on Sunday evening you read off the names of people who have not picked up the sermon tapes that they ordered.

YMBAH if you still produce sermons on tape!

 

[fishinnut]

YMBA HACker if............

An old college alumni friend ask you to consider having a missionary friend present his ministry at your church and your first question is does he have a good haircut?

 

[Teri in NC]

YMBAHI...

...you are oblivious to snow on Saturdays.

I was a freshman in '79 and was in the bus ministry.  Today they still talk about the winter of '79 and the record setting snow and cold. I can only remember one Sunday when the bus route was cancelled.

I can recall a few Saturdays that it was below a certain degree and the girls were not allowed to go off campus. 

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAHI...

...you are oblivious to snow on Saturdays.

I was a freshman in '79 and was in the bus ministry.  Today they still talk about the winter of '79 and the record setting snow and cold. I can only remember one Sunday when the bus route was cancelled.

I can recall a few Saturdays that it was below a certain degree and the girls were not allowed to go off campus.

They were a bit more humane toward the gals.

 

[Teri in NC]

YMBAHI...

...you are oblivious to snow on Saturdays.

I was a freshman in '79 and was in the bus ministry.  Today they still talk about the winter of '79 and the record setting snow and cold. I can only remember one Sunday when the bus route was cancelled.

I can recall a few Saturdays that it was below a certain degree and the girls were not allowed to go off campus.

They were a bit more humane toward the gals.

Yeah. I think they felt bad for us that there weren't enough men like you to go around.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAHI...

...you are oblivious to snow on Saturdays.

I was a freshman in '79 and was in the bus ministry.  Today they still talk about the winter of '79 and the record setting snow and cold. I can only remember one Sunday when the bus route was cancelled.

I can recall a few Saturdays that it was below a certain degree and the girls were not allowed to go off campus.

They were a bit more humane toward the gals.

Yeah. I think they felt bad for us that there weren't enough men like you to go around.

You make a valid point.

 

[Teri in NC]

YMBAHI...

...you are oblivious to snow on Saturdays.

I was a freshman in '79 and was in the bus ministry.  Today they still talk about the winter of '79 and the record setting snow and cold. I can only remember one Sunday when the bus route was cancelled.

I can recall a few Saturdays that it was below a certain degree and the girls were not allowed to go off campus.

They were a bit more humane toward the gals.

Yeah. I think they felt bad for us that there weren't enough men like you to go around.

You make a valid point.

I know. You were The Catch when I was there.  Everyone knew it. 

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if. you spend your Saturday afternoon fiding Bro. Hyles relatives on findagrave.com. Here's his cousin....
https://findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GSln=Hyles&GSfn=Otis&GSbyrel=all&GSdy=2014&GSdyrel=in&GSst=46&GScntry=4&GSob=n&GRid=124262304&df=all&

 

[fishinnut]

YMBA HACker if............

first thing Saturday morning you tell your wife you want to spend the day shopping with her.

But the real reason is because your sermon prep consist of listening to old JH sermon tapes & your cassette player died, so while she's shopping..............you are scouring all the stores for a cassette player to buy for Saturday night sermon prep.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBA HACker if............

first thing Saturday morning you tell your wife you want to spend the day shopping with her.

But the real reason is because your sermon prep consist of listening to old JH sermon tapes & your cassette player died, so while she's shopping..............you are scouring all the stores for a cassette player to buy for Saturday night sermon prep.

YMBAH if you came up with the previous post. 

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAHI...

...you believe the breed of dog rescued on Noah's ark was the Jack Russell terrier...

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAHI...

...you believe the breed of dog rescued on Noah's ark was the Jack Russell terrier...

And you believe the School of the Prophets in the OT was called Jack Russell College.