You might be an IFB If…

Tarheel Baptist said:
If you thought Jack Hyles was a fundamentalist icon but Jerry Falwell Sr was a compromising liberal….
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Jack Hyles carried grudges with him to the grave. He also claimed Falwell helped start DC Talk and promoted CCM among other things. On the other hand Tony Hutson praised Falwell Sr for being "bold".
 
Tarheel Baptist said:
If you think it’s almost a sin to cancel a service because of a snowstorm.
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Our pastor shortened service today due to the timing of incoming snow/ice, so we'll be expecting the IFB gestapo to revoke our IFB card any day now.😜
 
ALAYMAN said:
Our pastor shortened service today due to the timing of incoming snow/ice, so we'll be expecting the IFB gestapo to revoke our IFB card any day now.😜
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i;m thinking my sunday school teacher might be getting an application for one of those cards in the mail soon.... (unsolicited of course).... she held our sunday school class again today ... even though the daily covid case count is climbing through the roof... and she is in the extreme high risk group..... ..i rmember a few years ago hearing her say that if she let the devil think she would cancel her class over feeling sick... then he would make her sick every sunday..... ..i know she softened from that hard core determination once covid happened... but i have always suspected she might have been an IFB somewhere back in her past.....;)
 
...if you believe Santa it's just a euphemism for Satan...


YJMBAIFB
 
aleshanee said:
i;m thinking my sunday school teacher might be getting an application for one of those cards in the mail soon.... (unsolicited of course).... she held our sunday school class again today ... even though the daily covid case count is climbing through the roof... and she is in the extreme high risk group..... ..i rmember a few years ago hearing her say that if she let the devil think she would cancel her class over feeling sick... then he would make her sick every sunday..... ..i know she softened from that hard core determination once covid happened... but i have always suspected she might have been an IFB somewhere back in her past.....;)
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😁

That *was* funny, but sometimes much truth is said in jest. I do admire people who have enough grit to not let just any ol' excuse stand in their way. My dad taught me something as a kid that never left me and serves a good reminder still today when he said....

"More work gets stopped due to the threat of rain than actual rain itself."

ALAYWIFE is really bad about being extreme in that way. As a teacher she feels a very strong compulsion to never miss school. Many, many times I have told her to stay home and take one of those sick days that she's entitled to, but that has almost never persuaded her.
 
If you think Pastors should never retire from the pastorate.
That’s for liberals…we burn out not rust out.
 
If you don’t change lightbulbs…you just talk about how great the old bulbs were…
 
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If you think skinny jeans will make your hair turn long according to Tony Hutson HAY-MAN!
 
...if you frequently and casually use the word "liberal" in a pejorative sense to describe anybody who is not as radical or militant as you, rather than using it rightly to describe people like Fosdick or Spong...


YJMBAIFB
 
...if you know who the "liberal compromisers" Paul Chappell and Josh Teis are but don't have a clue who Fosdick or Spong is...


YJMBAIFB


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if by the time you decided to make the transition from incandescent lights to compact florescents....
L.E.Ds had already taken over and the sale of all other light bulbs was banned already......
 
aleshanee said:
if by the time you decided to make the transition from incandescent lights to compact florescents....
L.E.Ds had already taken over and the sale of all other light bulbs was banned already......
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...if 8-tracks are cool, but digital media is of da debil....

:LOL:


(hey, wait, this sounds more like a "you know you're Amish if..." thread...:p
 
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? None - we didn't have light bulbs in the 19th Century, so why would we need one now?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? None - they prefer the darkness.

How many Arminians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one - but first, the light bulb must really want to be changed.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None - with the proper attitude, after a time of meditation, you will be perfectly content with a non-working light bulb.

(All of this, of course, is purely hypothetical. After Occasional-Cortex and the Demoncrats get their Green New Deal through, there will be no electricity to power a light bulb).
 
...if you think Deuteronomy 22:5 has everything to do with britches on wimmin but nothing to do with transvestism...

YJMBAIFB
 
illinoisguy said:
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? None - we didn't have light bulbs in the 19th Century, so why would we need one now?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? None - they prefer the darkness.

How many Arminians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one - but first, the light bulb must really want to be changed.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None - with the proper attitude, after a time of meditation, you will be perfectly content with a non-working light bulb.

(All of this, of course, is purely hypothetical. After Occasional-Cortex and the Demoncrats get their Green New Deal through, there will be no electricity to power a light bulb).
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How did Socialists light their homes before candles?
Electricity.
 
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