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Bruh said:
I guess I should clarify that if you're running a fever or show other signs of being contagious, unless it'seems absolutely necessary to go in, stay home.
There's no virtue in spreading illness. My mom was a heart patient for her last couple of decades. She was so susceptible to airborne contagions.
You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
I have kleptomania - when it gets bad, I take something for it.
What boots up must come down.
On a clear disk, you can seek forever.
Windows will never cease.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me alone.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me alone.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you're probably the executioner.
Aspire to greatness... but remember, no one ever assassinated a refrigerator repairman.
Bacteria are the only culture some people have.
Old-timers:
You know the outhouse is in the right place if it seems too close in the summer and too far in the winter.
You know the outhouse is in the right place if it seems too close in the summer and too far in the winter.
I am a nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore,
I am perfect.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore,
I am perfect.
Normal is a setting on a washing machine.