HACker Pickup Lines

"I know a guy who put two fifths in the offering plate."
 
Smellin Coffee said:
"I know a guy who put two fifths in the offering plate."
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Off the subject but.......... that's because he wasn't sure about what one tenth was.

See, I may not have paid attention to the sermons, but I did wake up for the illustrations!
 
Smellin Coffee said:
"I-I-I-I n-n-n-neeed-d- t-to a-a-ask y-y-you th-th-this."

(Pause and in a deep, suave voice)

"Will you go on a date with me?"
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Golden!
 
RAIDER said:
Smellin Coffee said:
RAIDER said:
Smellin Coffee said:
"I-I-I-I n-n-n-neeed-d- t-to a-a-ask y-y-you th-th-this."

(Pause and in a deep, suave voice)

"Will you go on a date with me?"
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Too much truth to this one.  :)
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Don't know if you recall but this was one of Hyles' sermon illustrations. :)
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Don't remember that one.  YMBAH if.............  :)
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You stinkin slacker!  Been sleeping on the night bus again, have you?  You know, racking out on the short pew beside the pa booth has destroyed your chances at Mr. HACker.
 
Back before Mrs. Chugger was introduced to my Binaca breath, she actually had a guy ask her:

"Hey, would you like to sit with me in chapel?  I'll give you the tassel that just came off my Stacy Adams."

She said no, but he let her keep the tassel.

True story.
 
Where are we going?  Wherever the green bus takes us.
 
I got seats at the 50 yard line for the Hylander Bowl.
 
"This hand once shook Bro. Hyles' hand. If we get married, you can hold it."
 
"In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he is Brother Hyles."
 
HOLY SMOKES, BOYS!!!!!!!!

How did you 80's peeps forget the best one ever used on me?






"I'm in the Purdue Ministry."
 
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