HACker Pickup Lines

"You ever danced with a Hacker in the pale moon light."
 
"My mom's on staff."

;D

(Actually, I never used that line. Only girl I asked out during my college years, we had known each other in high school and I am now married to her. :) )
 
"Yea, I've visited the tunnels a time or two."
 
"Bless Gawd! Someday they will be putting my first church building up on hill next to the one already there!"
 
Last night I was reading through the book of Numbers and I realized; I don't have yours!  (from lloyd the legalist)
 
If I secure two bicycles, would you ride over to preacher's house and wash his cars with me?
 
"My briefcase is line with bulletproof glass..."
 
I know where I can get my hands on a hundred different culotte patterns.
 
Ray Young gave me his personal phone number. 
 
<this thread is stinkin' awesome; now I know why I couldn't get married at HAC - I never used any of these lines>
 
"I named my right bicep 'Boopsie' and my left bicep 'Woopsie'."
 
"I have 17 different kinds of Gospel tracts in my briefcase. Wanna see 'em?"
 
"Not only can I put a ring in my motel tub, I can put one on your finger!"
 
I can get you a personal appointment with Bro. Roger.
 
"I can date you because I now realize you have very low "FFP."
(future fat potential)

note-you might laugh at this one but this line has actually been used by young male HAC students, or hackers in recent years.

Future Fat Potential
 
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