The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if......

you are the pastor of a church, conducting an Old-fashion Day & you hang a large poster of JH & JR Rice on the wall behind the pulpit.

And then you spend the entire sermon explaining who those men were.

And extended the altar call when folks just didn't get it.

 

[sword]

YMBAH if......

you are the pastor of a church, conducting an Old-fashion Day & you hang a large poster of JH & JR Rice on the wall behind the pulpit.

And then you spend the entire sermon explaining who those men were.

And extended the altar call when folks just didn't get it.

I visited a church, while on vacation last year, that had a portrait of J.R. Rice hanging on the wall, behind the pulpit. In my travels, I have seen Bob Jones Sr., Jack Hyles and J Frank Norris's portraits as well.

 

[Twisted]

You might be a HACker if you believe that you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven.

 

[16KJV11]

You might be a HACker if you believe that you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven.

YMBAHI....
You believe you have to take a covered dish to the Marriage Supper of the Lamb.

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if....

....your church minivan picks up 4 or 5 kids for Sunday school each week and you report numbers for A, B, C, D, and E Sunday school.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if....

....your church minivan picks up 4 or 5 kids for Sunday school each week and you report numbers for A, B, C, D, and E Sunday school.

Now that's the old timey posting of HACker traits we're talking about!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH pastor if there are 12 people at your Sunday evening service and you announce you are only able to meet with the people you personally asked to stop by your office after church.

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH  if you think the HGTV show "Flip or Flop" is about what to do with microphone stands during sermons. 

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH  if you think the HGTV show "Flip or Flop" is about what to do with microphone stands during sermons.

That is pure gold!!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH  if you think the HGTV show "Flip or Flop" is about what to do with microphone stands during sermons.

That is pure gold!!

Just thought it would be a good idea to quote Raider.

 

[HammondCheese]

YMBAH if you believe wearing trendy, black-rimmed glasses are out of hell since Bro. Hyles stopped wearing them in 80's...

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[Twisted]

YMBAH if you believe wearing trendy, black-rimmed glasses are out of hell since Bro. Hyles stopped wearing them in 80's...

Welcome to the forum.

 

[HammondCheese]

Glad to be here...  [emoji12]

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[16KJV11]

YMBAH if you believe wearing trendy, black-rimmed glasses are out of hell since Bro. Hyles stopped wearing them in 80's...

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GREAT NAME! I AM ENVIOUS !

 

[Twisted]

YMBAH if you believe wearing trendy, black-rimmed glasses are out of hell since Bro. Hyles stopped wearing them in 80's...

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GREAT NAME! I AM ENVIOUS !

Now just slap that hammondcheese between 2 slices of fresh Sunbeam bread....

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Glad to be here...  [emoji12]

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That makes 10,000 of us.

 

[HammondCheese]

YMBAH if...

Your exegesis of Romans 3:23 is simply, "You've told a lie, right?  Sure, we all have."  [emoji41]

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[prophet]

YMBAH if...

Your exegesis of Romans 3:23 is simply, "You've told a lie, right?  Sure, we all have."  [emoji41]

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Slam!!!


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[RAIDER]

YMBAH if......

you are currently at the FBCH Bus Ministry Reunion. Love ya, BCH!!!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if......

you are currently at the FBCH Bus Ministry Reunion. Love ya, BCH!!!

I'm a representative from the Slacker Hacker committee.